1. keepongaming:

    last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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    imagei wasn’t joking

    (via thank-you-mrs-loopner)

  2. officialnorthamerica:

    I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

    (Source: celsisus, via thank-you-mrs-loopner)

  3. thebagofholding:

    “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

    (via lisaa-marie)

  4. (Source: foie, via proudtobeapeacock)

  5. psyducked:

    I’m off to catch a Valentine

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    (via officialokcupid)

  6. gatewayslugs:

    woof woof wats for lunch lol

    (via vvebkinz)

  7. vaspim:

    How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

    (via pizza)

  8. zaddylonglegs:

    beytwerk:

    Rick Ross wearing a chain of himself wearing a chain of himself. 

    this is the level of flagrancy that I want to be on

    (Source: grapeson, via ruinedchildhood)

  9. tentacandy:

    Finally. I’m home.

    (via officialokcupid)

  10. gnagster:

    i put the :// in http://

    (via officialokcupid)

  11. littlemore-personal:

    Senior Year of High School:image

    Senior Year of College:

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    (via tears-and-netflix)

  12. alishaloveschristmascats:

    rogue-of-teh-mind:

    floppyfro:

    procrastosaurus-rex:

    girlnamedblink:

    hollymotherofsin:

    williarnshakespeare:

    trending boy names in ten years

    • Robert
    • Benedict
    • Misha
    • Jensen
    • Jared
    • Eren Jaeger
    • Makoto Tachibana

    Dean
    Castiel
    Hamish

    • Nine
    • Ten
    • Eleven

    • Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De la Rosa Ramirez

    •Surprise
    •Bitch

    • Such Child
    • Much Born
    • Very Human
    • Wow

    yes hello this is my child Dean Much Born-Ten Bitch wow cabbagepatch

    (Source: 8bitflowers, via mcdolans)

  13. starryluminara:

    shrekfucker69:

    Can I have a source???

    the mirror 

    (via ruinedchildhood)



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